∞bliss∞
June 2013
can i try a 30 day free trial of being famous
sometimes I get frustrated because you can’t put numbers in caps
12
am I screaming?
you’ll never know
- teacher: from all this talking, i assume you're done
- me: from all this complaining, i assume you're single
“Someday, someone is going to look at you like you’re the best thing in the world.”
—(via rawkiss)
“Someday, someone is going to look at you like you’re the best thing in the world.”
—(via sjowyn)
*goes to fistbump mirror but my reflection goes for the high five*
Do you ever wish that you could just unmeet someone
From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.
- hot guy: *sneezes*
- me: i would say god bless you
- me: but it seems like he already did
*teacher voice* pick up at least one piece of trash before you leave the room
*picks up the teacher*
i want a cute boy to let me hold his hand and his credit card
everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb
The horrible moment when you can feel someone losing interest in you
if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
